Poem - A little bit of what you fancy

A little bit of what ya fancy

Its good to have
a little bit of what ya fancy,
so how about some
Chips and Scampi.

Do you mind if I add
some Vinegar, Salt and Pepper,
but afterwards
don't treat me like a Leper.

The perfect meal
before bed,
and promised you
there would be a good spread.

How do you
like the taste,
or was the satisfaction
in haste.

If you don't like it,
I'll repent,
as your fries aren't straight
but bent.

The Scampi
wasn't too well done,
oh and wasn't it
fun.

OH Pwease
was it good for you,
and there's dessert
for afterwards to..

Cuz if you don't
like what I did for you,
I'm moving into Iceland
and building an Igloo.

Nor will
I quickly thaw,
Jesus every part of me
now feels red raw.