There was a man
from Birmingham,
who decided to join
the Jehovah Witness protection program.
Just like the Mob
their well organised,
but you don't have
to be circumcised.
For their message
is on the cutting edge,
and add more to it
than Fruit and Veg.
Ringing more bells
than kids playing
knock doors and run away,
they might show up today.
They must be all
pretty fit,
cuz none of them
quit.
Giving you a
friendly hello,
carrying leaflets
must cause Tennis elbow.
Just keep yawning
like you've got Jet lag,
and put the leaflet
into the Recycling bag.
Like having your
identity erased,
The Jehovah Witness protection program
are locally based.
Their very committed
and do it well,
so join up or you are
going STRAIGHT TO HELL.
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