Astrological Venus through the signs Poems

Venus in Gemini

Long after they die,
many will
remember a
Venus in Gemini.

Whilst sipping a
glass of Vino,
the Man of your dreams
could be a Rudolph Valentino.

You'll just have to wait
and see,
if they turn out to be
a Sheik or Araby.

Or like Al Pacino
who could undress
Women with his eyes,
might come as a surprise.

For their minds
can work at quite a level,
and the God father himself
also played The Devil.

Venus in Gemini
communicate well,
and will have a good
story to tell.

The youthful lovers
of the Zodiac,
once you've had them
you'll want them back.

Venus in Gemini
can make your heart fly,
without knowing the reason
why.

One moment
they can make you laugh,
the next your making love
in a Bath.

Sharing tender moments
for very ocassion,
they have charm and a lot of
persuassion.

Venus in Sagittarius

Venus in Sagitarius,
can be
absolutely
hilarious.

For these people
are just not dull,
and would fly off some place
faster than a Seagull.

They like to be
wild and free,
as there's so much
to see.

Here today and perhaps
but gone tomorrow,
but the adventure wouldn't
be one of sorrow.

The Philosophy
of feeling alive,
and into love
they'll dive.

They're not
shy and inhibited
as their passion in the bedroom
is exhibited.

Being so theatrical
when making a move,
that their passion should be
displayed in the Louvre.

A masterpiece in
the making,
they're hot stuff
there's no mistaking.

Warm and friendly
whispering sweet nothing's
in your ear,
the kind you want to hear.

To take you off into
a World some place far away,
where they'll undoubtedly
have their wicked way.

Venus in Virgo

From Chicago
to Santiago,
the World could be their Oyster
for a Venus in Virgo.

They care about
well being,
and when suffering
it hurt's what they're seeing.

They are attracted
to nice aroma's,
and the Educational benefits
of Diploma's.

They adore a sensitive
touch,
that awakens their desire
so much.

Over a body
where their hands and fingers
can roam,
sensing a welcoming home.

Warm Summer nights
in Key Largo,
could ignite a fire underneath
a Venus in Virgo.

For underneath
the Palm tree's,
with the one they love
putting their Soul at ease.

Inside it must be like crying,
when the love they seek,
feels like it's
dying.

They really are unique,
in more ways
than we could ever
speak.

We could encounter
many a Venus in Virgo,
with an Irish charm
from Sligo.

Of this we can be sure
deep down,
their love is
pure.

Venus in Capricorn

Venus in Capricorn
have always got time for play,
you think a good thing
they are going to turn away.

Climbing the success ladder
can be hard going,
and some intimacy
they've got themselves owing.

Even Venus in Cappie
need's a vacation,
and love is a
wonderful sensation.

Watch them as
they become older,
when their maturity
is bolder.

They'll be active
at 80,
with some lovely
from Haiti.

All that Work
keeps them fit,
and they possess
a good wit.

For their aims might
be gigantic,
but their humour
could have capsized the Titanic.

The ladies can be
quite glamorous,
and set their sights
on feeling amorous.

Capricorns desire
the best,
even their passion
puts them to the test.

They are loyal
and stable,
but wouldn't say no
to doing it on a Table.

In all thing's
they're a high achiever,
and oneday you'll be
a true believer.

Venus in Cancer

Venus in Cancer
can be passionate
as a Ballerina
Dancer.

For behind closed doors
may be their home,
and every part of it with you
they may wish to roam.

They're not clinging,
and with the right lovemaking
their hearts will
be singing.

They can turn out
to be quite a Teacher,
which can be their
best feature.

For sensitivity
can be an intimate suggestion,
after a meal and satisfying
the digestion.

So after the
main course,
Venus in Cancer may ride you
like a Horse.

Hi Ho Silver
and away they go,
there's a lot to them
that you didn't know.

Then a warm scented
bubble bath,
and feeling amorous again
for the other half.

For in romance
they know how to do it well,
and can have you
under their spell.

Oh they can
be bad,
when let loose
in their own pad.

For they can forget
all about a chore,
and in a heartbeat,
ravish you on the floor.

Just satisify their wishes,
and for you they'll
forget about all
the dirty dishes.

Venus in Aquarius

Their bright side
is hilarious,
when right minds are matched
with Venus in Aquarius.

With a zany humour,
their ideas
can move faster
than a Puma.

So up into
the Cosmos
for a change,
with a Starship in range.

To boldy go
where no-one's gone before,
that is what
Venus in Aquarius is for.

To be light years away,
and on a Holo deck,
for some R and R
play.

Lots of gadgets and gizmo's
to while away the hours,
and perhaps make love
in between Meteor Showers.

If your an inventor
of Hi Tech,
then it wouldn't matter
if you looked like Shrek.

For in their eyes
you'd be perfectly designed,
oo what a turn on
to unwind.

Just keep them amused daily
with a new appliance,
the best you can think up
from the World of Science.

Running on Solar or Wind power
will do,
as they don't think much of Duracell
like you.

Venus in Aquarius do want love,
they'll just have their wicked way
amongst the
Stars up above.

So if you have Spaceship
pull over,
and you might get lucky
on a Supernova.

Venus in Taurus

What a
melodious chorus,
you can create with
a Venus in Taurus.

For they have
good voices,
and their sensuality
rejoices.

They won't chase every
Heifer in the field,
and only make a move
when the right one's revealed.

Lead them to the bedroom,
by that ring through
their nose,
and see how it goes.

For this is no
Cock and Bull story,
as they'll show you the way
to glory.

By dining
on good food,
put 's them in
the mood.

With good hands
to massage their back,
they'll go into
a passionate attack.

Oh Heaven help
us all,
now Venus in Taurus
is having a ball.

Virility
is their middle name,
got what you wished for
and only have yourself to blame.

They loved to
chew the cud,
and you'll find out
you've hooked up with a Stud.

Venus in Aries

You'll be needing to say
a few Hail Mary's,
after being ravished by
wild Venus in Aries.

Being pressed up
against the computer,
they performed positions
from the Karma Sutra.

Oneday Indian love making
was the style,
that had been around
for quite awhile.

Their passion was
fiery and hot,
as they hit
the G spot.

They just kept coming
back again for more,
as they got through
the front door.

For Venus in Aries
was quite a lover,
anybody would
soon discover.

Oh the desires
of this Fire sign,
who takes you over
that ecstacy line.

Up in the Mountains
or down in the Praries,
they'll get you anywhere
will a Venus in Aries.

Up in the foot hills,
and down some steep slopes,
let Venus in Aries
show you the ropes.

For they'll keep after you
until their done,
so what can you say about them,
they sure are fun.

Venus in Leo

Oh take me
away to Rio,
where I can be a real
Venus in Leo.

'I'll pamper
you back,
with some Royal treatment
from this leader of the pack.

Let this kitty roar,
in ways I never
thought weren't possible
before.

Keep me entertained
and amused,
as I promise afterwards
you won't be too badly bruised.

For I need
lots of affection,
and my cuddles leave
quite a collection.

Wine me and dine me
with the very best,,
that's a good way
of passing my test.

With the guys
loving a pretty face
by their side,
a gorgeous lovely they just eyed.

Come down with me to
the Copacabana Beach
and let's play,
what do you say.

For your the one
that I love and adore,
never met anyone so beautiful
as you before.

I'll fill your heart
with romance,
as we
dance.

Oh Venus in Leo
what is it you do,
that makes someone
want all of you.

Venus in Scorpio

If you wanna know
which way it'll go,
just try it on
with a Venus in Scorpio.

They are passionate
and intense,
and their desire
is immense.

The lady batts
her eye lashes,
but afterwards
you'll be a pile of ashes.

For this girl
has got some desire,
and it's a
smouldering fire.

The man is a
sexual beast,
upon which he
likes to feast.

He may be
some gal's
kind of hero,
a virile Venus in Scorpio.

How fast and furious
can we sink,
that doesn't give another
time to think.

Mortals who descend,
and digest
this incurable
blend.

They'll reciprocate
with vim and vigor,
but watch out
what you trigger

A Spanish St Tropez

There's a place
not far away,
and they call it
a Spanish St Tropez.

Strolling on the
golden sands
of Sitges,
your heart it reaches.

Bathing beauties
everywhere,
it's paradise
there.

Enjoy a meal,
and do
what you
feel.

Down to the water
for a dip,
and have something
cool to sip.

Your down
at the shore,
in a place
you've never seen before.

Sitting in a Restaurant
or Cafe,
you can siesta
all day.

With so much
to share,
get to know the people
there.

On the Med
in a Spanish St Tropez,
where love might find you
anyway.

Poem - A dark cloud

A dark cloud
that comes like
a Heavy Metal band
playing it loud.

With some thunder
for percussion,
with the best ballet dancers
who are Russian.

There they are
pirouetting along,
as they dance
to it's song

Lightning
strikes
and you think,
oh yikes.

A dark cloud
that drives you mental,
comes as rough sex,
so please be gentle.

The whole orchestra
in full swing,
just letting it
all sing.

What's all
that noise,
but the Almighty
playing with toys.

It really
disturbs,
residents who live
in the suburbs.

It's so wet
and wild,
like the wrong number's
just been dialled.

What's happening
on the other end
of the line,
yeah too much wine.

All that racket
making too much noise,
a dark cloud
behaving like boys.

We all live
under a dark cloud,
so say bugger off
cuz its allowed.

Poem - Cruella de ville

You know
the drill,
watch out for
Cruella de ville.

Sooner or later
she's after your hide,
with a pair of handcuffs
supplied

Those lips you
wouldn't want
to smooch,
ah poor pooch.

Quick get out
of the pound,
cuz she's always
around.

Run and leap
over the fence,
when in her
presence.

Fast as a Greyhound
running down
the track,
and don't look back.

For once she gets
you in her claws,
she quickly
gnaws.

She's one hundred percent
carnivor,
gobbling you up
at the door.

It's pure soap opera
at the end of
the day,
but keep out of her way.

Poem - The Jehovah Witness protection program

There was a man
from Birmingham,
who decided to join
the Jehovah Witness protection program.

Just like the Mob
their well organised,
but you don't have
to be circumcised.

For their message
is on the cutting edge,
and add more to it
than Fruit and Veg.

Ringing more bells
than kids playing
knock doors and run away,
they might show up today.

They must be all
pretty fit,
cuz none of them
quit.

Giving you a
friendly hello,
carrying leaflets
must cause Tennis elbow.

Just keep yawning
like you've got Jet lag,
and put the leaflet
into the Recycling bag.

Like having your
identity erased,
The Jehovah Witness protection program
are locally based.

Their very committed
and do it well,
so join up or you are
going STRAIGHT TO HELL.

Poem - The Brynystwyth Estate

The Brynystwyth Estate
is falling apart,
that's been happening
from the start.

Problems with
blocked drains,
who built this place
didn't have any brains.

Pipes that aren't thick,
and everything looks like
it was glued
with Prit Stick,.

Who goes first
through the floor,
never dropped in on you
like this before.

Thanks for
breaking my fall,
and apologies for
damaging the wall.

Its a real teaser,
when your home's
turning into
The Leaning Tower of Pisa.

We've got some
big outer wall cracks,
but no-one wielded
the axe.

If we get an
Earth tremor,
that would cause
a dilemma.

These flats are
spacious,
but look where I landed
my good gracious.

Poem - Two cacklers

Two cacklers
laughed as if
they were Witches,
rolling around in stitches.

The stuff of Fairy tales
and Fables,
their voices
could shake chairs and tables.

Or bring down pictures
off the wall,
and send a Car's engine
into stall.

With cracks not
seen before,
the sonic boom
unhinges a door.

Afterwards needing
a strong Malt,
two cacklers shook
like the San Andreas Fault.

Needing to be prepared
for Earthquake drill,
that one came close
to shaking a window sil.

To watch other's
crumble like chalk,
at the sound of Giants
up a Beanstalk.

Like going through
a Blitz,
it wasn't exactly
Puttin on the Ritz.

Still laughter
is good for the Soul,
but why now
is there another big hole.